Contrary to Popular Belief

she’s feelin me, literally

reeling me in, willingly

sending me messages

suggestive texts

estrogen, confessions, and rumors

sooner or later

the vacuumus nature

of my personality

will strike her mentality

either that

or she might just get mad at me

risk assessment totality

casually placed in the face of adversity, constantly

and guess what…   she’s as strong as me, honestly

I’m probably headed for monogamy

contrary to popular belief